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What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 07:05

What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

Why do North Indians, living in Bangalore, not bother to learn Kannada?

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

How do I cut off friends that don't contribute to my life?

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

Long-dead NASA satellite suddenly emits massive radio burst - Chron

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

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Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

Is sunscreen toxic? The UV truthers on the internet sure think so. - The Boston Globe

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

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Make Nazis afraid again!

Pac-12’s new media rights deal will feel familiar to San Diego State fans - San Diego Union-Tribune

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

Satellite imaging play Planet Labs pops more than 50% after posting earnings beat, record revenue - CNBC

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

Amazon Draws Whole Foods Closer in Grocery Unit Reorganization - Bloomberg

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

SpaceX launches 23 Starlink satellites on Falcon 9 rocket from Cape Canaveral - Spaceflight Now

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

How can one select funeral songs that truly celebrate the essence of a loved one’s life while providing comfort to attendees?

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

NY retail worker safety law takes effect this week. Here’s what it does. - Gothamist

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!